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I’m a vegetarian on a budget
There’s photos out there that I’d rather there wasn’t

Toothpaste all over my thin beard
After an attack from a moth, potentially a killer
Although we both have crepuscular habits
No affinity shared showed just armed and winged panic
But I’m learning more with each new belt hole
Know the wisdom of the coward, of retreat, of dry powder
In two seconds flat I’m on the floor in the hall
Left my unfazed girlfriend flossing behind the door
But I’m not taking any chances
Why would the internet lie about diseases

I’m a vegetarian on a budget
There’s photos out there that I’d rather there wasn’t

Scowling like a child, while kicking my feet up
vowed to myself, that I’ll never brew up secrets again
So now I’m ridiculously honest
Ask what I’m thinking, then you’re going to get graphs and novice
Psychotherapy, revealing that I’m 90% TV
I ask for coffee like I’m agent Dale Cooper
In sumptuous red drapery I have visions of Jacque Costeaux and whales
Belugas, humped-backed and minke
I’ve stopped asking my friends what they truly think of me

Donning a ski-mask in town
in the summer
causes ardrenilised fear
especially in the old, and in cowards like me, it’s a statement, but I can’t hear what it’s saying.


from The Ones That Left Town EP, released March 1, 2015



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Outside Your House UK

Outside Your House are a two man operation.

Faithful Johannes is part spoken word poet, part folk singer, part laid-back rapper with an eye for detail.

Sweet-singing Jonathan Swift‘s musical scrapbook of vinyl samples, live instruments and cut-up beats delivers the pop backdrop.

The melancholy of brass bands, chest pains, beer-offs, weight gain & David Attenborough
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